gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  




cumheregyal:

tryllvester:

conceivethedream:

becuzbacon:

tyrabankruptcy:

britteryikes:

"How fat bitches laugh"

But where is the lie? (i laugh like this)

The last one tho 😭😭😭

That laugh got me on the floor over here!!!

I hate this so fuckin much cause this is 300 af

Noooooo I wasn’t ready for the last one



easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain)



anymannymore:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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(Source: readm03475587639r)





boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

(Source: )





eastern-thug:

i am the one who knocks.


(Source: grootmccute)